Funny 50th Birthday Quotes for Men Congratulations on turning 50. ... You're finally old enough to use the F-word, so shout it from the roof top: I'm fifty! Once you're 50, your LDL cholesterol numbers are probably higher than your golf handicap. If you became a firefighter in your youth, you're fully qualified to put out the conflagration on your birthday cake when you turn 50. You're 50. ... More items...What is a good gift for a man turning 50?
Good ideas for a man turning 50 include having the family crest matted and framed, gifting the man with his family's genealogy report or giving him a photo album that contains pictures of him from his boyhood through the present day. Gifts of Health/Personal Care spa Image Credit: Brand X Pictures/Brand X Pictures/Getty ImagesWhat no one tells you about turning 50?
The 'middlepause': what no one tells you about turning 50. There was no real menopausal process, only a Before and After. The war wounds are arrayed across my stomach. Four red hatch marks mark the entry points where I had keyhole surgery, and they hover above a reddish slash that looks like a half-cocked smile.