101 Funny One-Liners for a Great Joke …
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Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn. 15. What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away. 16. How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn. What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away. How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
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