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Jokes to Share in the Waiting Room Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: $100 for just a few minutes of work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you prefer. What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? Flossiraptor. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth. Which teeth do you need to brush? Only the ones you want to keep. What does the dentist do when they’re on a roller coaster? They brace themselves. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. What award did the dentist win? A little plaque. Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. ... Dentist: Can you please help me? ... Dentist: Do you floss? ... 1. What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics. 2. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? ... 3. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? ... 4. Knock, knock. ...
Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: $100 for just a few minutes of work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you prefer.
What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics.
What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? Flossiraptor.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth.
Which teeth do you need to brush? Only the ones you want to keep.
What does the dentist do when they’re on a roller coaster? They brace themselves.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.
Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. ...
Dentist: Can you please help me? ...
Dentist: Do you floss? ...
1. What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics.
2. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? ...
3. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? ...
4. Knock, knock. ...
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