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10 Roast Puns To Make Fun My wife gives me head every Monday. She won't let any of Sunday's roast chicken go to waste. My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party. I said, "You're not retiring, you're just putting your feet up on a different desk." My doctor tells me that a healthy serving of red meat is the size of a deck of cards. I guess that's why he always deals me a bad hand. My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. She said, "You know I hate bacon." I said, "That's why I got you lettuce and tomato." Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job. You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles. Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata. Honey, only thing bothering me is placed between your ears. You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”. My wife gives me head every Monday. She won't let any of Sunday's roast chicken go to waste. My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.. ... Remember when I asked for your opinion? ... Don’t be ashamed of who you are. ... You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
My wife gives me head every Monday. She won't let any of Sunday's roast chicken go to waste.
My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party. I said, "You're not retiring, you're just putting your feet up on a different desk."
My doctor tells me that a healthy serving of red meat is the size of a deck of cards. I guess that's why he always deals me a bad hand.
My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. She said, "You know I hate bacon." I said, "That's why I got you lettuce and tomato."
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata.
Honey, only thing bothering me is placed between your ears.
You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”.
My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.. ...
Remember when I asked for your opinion? ...
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. ...
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